It may get a laugh but leaves the audience confused as to who they are.
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Or don't. The better you get at observation, the better you will be as a writer.
Write down anything that strikes you as even slightly amusing. It might come in useful. Not only will they let you know if your idea is funny, but you should also be able to spark off each other, if you have the requisite chemistry. He was hilarious.
Write down every funny thing you think of. You can decide later whether you still like it. Try to look at the world like a stupid, idiot child would. Think of the darkest, worst thing you could say in a given situation and then say it. I use a lot of tricks of the trade. For example, I talk about topics on stage and insert fart noises as needed. In Houston, Texas, when it is 90 degrees in April, take a paper and pen from your Holiday Inn hotel room and begin walking along the freeway and through an industrial park. Write down—on your now sweaty pad of paper—whatever words come to mind.